"you get what you pay for"

That's the tagline for the new Owen Wilson comedy Drillbit Taylor. Yes, it looks terrible. Doesn't that tagline seem awfully prophetic to you? I can just imagine two fledgling CAA agents discussing the film's inevitable demise over flutes of baby blood at Cut.

"Dude, that movie, like, totally bombed," one would say, never looking up from his blackberry.

"Well, you get what you pay for," the other would respond, alluding to a half-baked script, interchangeable child actors and Wilson, who at this point must be the movie star equivalent of buying a tacky sweater for half-off at a going-out-of-business sale.