"nothing very interesting happens in well-lighted places."

Drive

I caught Drive, Danish director Nicholas Winding Refn’s hollow confection of a caper film, at Nitehawk, the new movie theater in Williamsburg. It’s a hipster’s concept of movie-going, with high end bar food and cocktails available to nibble and sip during the feature. There was something so fitting about ironically chomping down on nachos while trying to enjoy Drive, which, regardless of quality, stands to emerge as an instant hipster classic. With it’s neon-soaked industrial landscape and seductive, 80s-inspired soundtrack, it embodies a style and attitude that’s captivated the too-cool-for-school post-MTV generation. Despite it’s visual flourishes and occasional breathtaking sequence, Drive amounts to nothing more than a whole lot of posing. It’s the Marie Antoinette of chase movies – all style, no substance.

It-boy Ryan Gosling stars as a nameless stunt driver who moonlights as a wheel man for heists and robberies. It’s unclear whether thrill-seeking or economics motivate his felonious night job, but then we don’t ever find out why any of these characters are doing anything. He inexplicably falls for his downtrodden neighbor (Carey Mulligan) who comes with her own baggage – a husband in prison, a young son she takes care of, and a really tacky pair of hoop earrings. When her husband is released and needs cash quick, Gosling helps him with a robbery that predictably goes awry. In its aftermath, Gosling is forced to go head-to-head with a brilliantly cast-against-type Albert Brooks, a kingpin in LA’s seedy underbelly. It’s a great set-up for a trashy B-movie tribute, but Refn’s approach is so cold and detached that it’s impossible to become emotionally invested in the proceedings.

The actors can’t be faulted; they’ve been given cardboard cutouts to work with. The direction for Gosling was clearly to channel Steve McQueen, which he does with aplomb, though his cheekbones are doing most of the heavy lifting. It’s tough to buy Mulligan as a down-on-her-luck waitress – she has an inherent confidence and sophistication that’s at odds with the character. The supporting cast is a lot more fun, dialing up to archetypal B-movie figures. It’s a delight to see Brooks playing the heavy, while Bryan Cranston and Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks bring an otherwise absent authenticity to their small but pivotal roles.

Ultimately, the whole thing plays like an M83 music video that runs two hours too long. It might not be a bad strategy, however, as I couldn’t wait to download the soundtrack the minute I left the theater.

song of the day - monday

Lately it feels like I've been constantly espousing my affection for Sofia Coppola. I loved Somewhere -- easily one of last year's best films -- and have frequent pangs of nostalgia for Lost in Translation. Keeping in that theme, I thought Kevin Shields' "City Girl" would be a good song for this AM. It's briefly featured in the film, playing softly in the background during the title sequence, accompanying the infamous shot of a translucent-pink-panty-clad Scarlett Johannson. Kevin Shields of course is the frontman of My Bloody Valentine, so the song has that requisite dreamy, hazy quality (that band's "Sometimes" from Loveless is also featured in the film. Here's a Sofia Coppola-directed music video that nicely pairs the song and film:


jalapeno cheddar cornbread win

Here's a shot of the jalapeno cheddar cornbread I made for my friend Todd's Cajun-themed dinner party last night. It was delicious. I'm not much of a baker, so I was a tad nervous. But, as with most things in life, the guidance of The Barefoot Contessa proved invaluable.

song of the day - saturday

It seems I have a thing for exposing my celebrity crushes. This one should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me, but I think Thurston Moore is a total fox. My love for Sonic Youth is of course undying, as they are and always will be my favorite band.

Here's the first single off of Moore's forthcoming solo album. It's called "Benediction" and it's lovely:


my thoughts on my liz

I awoke this morning in San Francisco to a newsfeed overwhelmed with news of Elizabeth Taylor's passing. While not surprising news given her years of health complications, it's nevertheless sad to see an icon fade to black.

For me, Elizabeth Taylor was ceaseless glamour and emblematic of an old world, aristocratic luxury. Monaco. Casinos. VIP lounges. Everything that's cheesy now that used to be "it".

She was a world class movie star, but also a great actress. It's easy to forget, as she invented tabloid fixation and the culture of celebrity heartbreak (Mike Todd! Tracheotomy! Oscar!). For me, she's the essential Maggie in Cat on the Hot Tin Roof. So hungry, so desperate, so smoldering (she was similarly well-matched with Tennessee Williams the following year in Suddenly Last Summer). I remember seeing Ashley Judd try to bring the same glamour and restlessness to a Broadway revival a few years ago, which of course didn't work. Too fussy, over-rehearsed, self-conscious.

She was also appropriately disgusting and billowy in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, however I prefer Kathleen Turner's star turn in that Broadway revival a few years ago.

In the 80s and 90s Taylor didn't do as much, showing up in her final theatrical release in The Flinstones as Wilma's mother. Eeep. Our icons should be better served. Of course there were those delicious perfume ads, which offered the soap opera intrigue of any 50s melodrama. I've always wanted to live out the fantasy or wearing diamonds, watching a poker game, and seeing men fight (presumably over me). Here's a choice 30-second spot: